Satire notice
The Daily Unremarkable is a work of satire. All articles are fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either invented or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events, is coincidental — and, frankly, unremarkable. Nothing on this site is a statement of fact, and nothing here should be relied on as news, advice, or information of any kind.
What that means in practice
Every person quoted on this site is invented. Every business, council, café and printer is invented. Where a real organisation is mentioned in passing, the events described around it did not happen and are not claimed to have happened.
If you have arrived here from a search engine or a shared link and briefly believed one of these stories, that is a compliment we do not deserve. Nothing on this site is news.
Corrections and complaints
If you believe something here refers to a real identifiable person or business, tell us and we will change or remove it. We would rather fix it than argue about it.