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7 stories filed under Consumer.
'It's Only Forty Dollars A Fortnight' Says St Kilda Woman Now Juggling Six Afterpay Accounts
Each account was a reasonable decision until something treated them as one fact.
Camberwell Man Spends $89 On Nootropic Blend And Reports Feeling About As Awake As After A Flat White
The label lists 90 milligrams of caffeine in smaller print, and the flat white he has not stopped drinking lists none, because it is just coffee.
Fitzroy Café Replaces Water With $7 Prebiotic Soda To Reduce Bloating
Tap water is still available, provided the customer asks twice and has not yet mentioned being thirsty.
Queue Forms Outside Fitzroy Pop-Up Before Anyone Can Confirm The Pop-Up Is Real
"If this many people are standing here, it's got to be something."
Woman Living In Collingwood Attempts To Introduce Colour To Wardrobe
"I did try the jumper out once, briefly, at the IGA," she admitted. "I felt very seen. Not in a good way. In a 'the aisle noticed' way."
The Coat She Didn't Buy Is Now Somehow Everywhere
"I told myself if I could just get to the acacias, I was free." That window lasted approximately four days.
Barista Gets Order Exactly Right, Customer Slightly Suspicious
"It was just... correct," said one patron, still checking the cup for signs of a mix-up.