Metro
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$4,200 E-Bike Bought To Outrun Peak-Hour Traffic Now Permanently Stuck Behind A Pushbike
He is still the slowest person on the trail. He is simply slower on a heavier bike.
'They're Not Even My Medals' Defence Fails Malvern Man At Melbourne Magistrates' Court
The offence was never the medals, only the side of the chest they were on, and the one person who noticed had waited thirteen years to say so.
Fitzroy Trader Technically In Breach Of 1958 Anti-Piracy Law After Selling Pie To Pirate Party Volunteer
The law was written for ships and cargo on the high seas; the pie, by all accounts, was very good.
20 Percent Chance Of Rain Deemed Sufficient Grounds For Full-Size Umbrella
It's not really about whether it rains. It's about not being the guy who didn't bring one.
At Altona Dog Beach, Every Dog Has A Plan And None Of Them Involve Their Owner
He knows his name. He just doesn't think it applies right now.
Magpie Halts Route 1 Tram, Feels No Need To Explain Itself
The bird, described by witnesses as "just standing there, completely unbothered," had reportedly claimed a section of track at the Franklin Street and Swanston Street intersection.
Man Forced To Walk To Toorak In Search Of Bin With Any Remaining Dignity
"You can just tell the second you cross over," he said, standing before a bin that was not only empty but recently emptied. "It's a different tier of infrastructure."