Metro
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20 Percent Chance Of Rain Deemed Sufficient Grounds For Full-Size Umbrella
It's not really about whether it rains. It's about not being the guy who didn't bring one.

At Altona Dog Beach, Every Dog Has A Plan And None Of Them Involve Their Owner
He knows his name. He just doesn't think it applies right now.

Magpie Halts Route 1 Tram, Feels No Need To Explain Itself
The bird, described by witnesses as "just standing there, completely unbothered," had reportedly claimed a section of track at the Franklin Street and Swanston Street intersection.

Man Forced To Walk To Toorak In Search Of Bin With Any Remaining Dignity
"You can just tell the second you cross over," he said, standing before a bin that was not only empty but recently emptied. "It's a different tier of infrastructure."