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Ageing Phone Slows Down On Schedule Again Brunswick East Man Notes With Something Like Respect
The scheduling is very good, Elliot Chen says, and he would hate to lose that level of consistency to an actual bug fix.

Satirical Newspaper Achieves Sentience, Immediately Begins Expanding To Madagascar
The transition was described by the paper's original founder as "not really a decision so much as something that happened while I was making dinner."
Robot Joins Café Queue, Orders Nothing, Somehow Still More Decisive Than Most Humans
It held its place in the queue for around four minutes, adjusting its position twice to keep appropriate distance from the person in front.