Neighbourhood
15 stories filed under Neighbourhood.
Running An Illegal Gambling Game Is Legal For One Day A Year At This Ascot Vale Pub
The chalk circle has been on the floor all year, and the only thing that changes on the 25th is what it is called.

'He's Not Technically Breaking Any Rule' Says Carlton North Landlord Whose Tenant Has Alphabetised The Nature Strip
He wanted a boring tenant and got one who has made boring into a hobby.

Two-Month Salary Rule For Engagement Rings Turns Out To Be Seventy-Eight-Year-Old Ad Copy
Knowing something is manufactured and being unaffected by it, Ben has concluded, are different skills, and he has only the first.

Albert Park Dog Park Introduces Unofficial Ranking System For Ball-Throwing Technique
The woman the regulars froze out for throwing sidearm now leads the faction that stopped throwing at all.

"He Doesn't Like The Blue Bowl" Says Preston Woman Explaining Four-Page Cat-Sitting Document
Her niece has read to page two. On page two, one cat will pretend he has not eaten.

Six-Month Caravan Itinerary Undone By One Suspiciously Nice Caravan Park In Anglesea
The original plan listed twenty-six stops; the amended one has a ruler through most of South Australia and a booking for next April.

Footscray Man's Pergola-Mounted Television Draws Noise Complaint From Neighbour Who Also Supports The Bulldogs
The neighbour was not upset about the volume. She was upset that she already knew the score.

Coburg Potter Turns Weekend Joy Into Small Business And Stops Enjoying Weekends
Once someone is paying sixty-five dollars for a bowl, it has to hold soup, and so does she.

Northcote Couple's Proposal Requires Three Videographers And A Drone Licence
The only record of the question is two slightly out-of-focus phone photos taken by a sister nobody had briefed.

Carlton Café Renames "Anzac Slice" After Stern Letter From Canberra
It is baked in a tray and cut into squares, which the Commonwealth regards as a different thing from a biscuit.

Williamstown Resident Denied Rain-Making Permit Despite Promising Only Light Drizzle
The Act makes no distinction between a cloud-seeding operation and a handheld mister, and he did ask about a smaller form for smaller rain.

Northcote's New Bakery Rivalry Forces Everyone To Pick A Side
I've got a bakery now. I didn't choose to have one. But I have one.

Dog Refuses To Walk Past Same Driveway Every Day, Owner Has Stopped Asking Why
He's very sure about it, and he's never wrong about anything else, so I've just decided to trust him on this.

Ashburton CWA Branch Meets Over Tea, Scones, and Firm Opinions On Rose Pruning
There wasn't really any need to change the tablecloth, but it's nice to ask.

Area Cat Continues To Sit In Same Spot For Third Consecutive Day
Local residents say the cat "seems fine," and add that they, too, have considered doing the same.