A woman in Warragul returns the library book a day before it is dueA commuter in Wodonga taps off at the correct station on the way homeAn office worker in Maryborough refills the paper tray in the shared printerA driver in Castlemaine leaves the car park space tidy for the next personA resident in Horsham sweeps the leaves off the front path after the wind dies downA man in Echuca puts the lid back on the jar of coffee after making a cupA commuter in Shepparton lets the other passengers off the tram before stepping onA woman in Ballarat reads the whole of the group email before replying to itA driver in Warrnambool checks the mirrors twice before pulling out of the car parkAn office worker in Wonthaggi returns the borrowed pen to the desk it came fromA resident in Hamilton waters the front garden before the sun gets highAn office worker in Bendigo switches off the meeting room light on the way outA driver in Portland parks between the lines at the supermarket on a quiet afternoonA resident in Colac rolls the bin back to the side fence after collection dayA man in Swan Hill checks the back door is locked before going to bedA woman in Warragul returns the library book a day before it is dueA commuter in Wodonga taps off at the correct station on the way homeAn office worker in Maryborough refills the paper tray in the shared printerA driver in Castlemaine leaves the car park space tidy for the next personA resident in Horsham sweeps the leaves off the front path after the wind dies downA man in Echuca puts the lid back on the jar of coffee after making a cupA commuter in Shepparton lets the other passengers off the tram before stepping onA woman in Ballarat reads the whole of the group email before replying to itA driver in Warrnambool checks the mirrors twice before pulling out of the car parkAn office worker in Wonthaggi returns the borrowed pen to the desk it came fromA resident in Hamilton waters the front garden before the sun gets highAn office worker in Bendigo switches off the meeting room light on the way outA driver in Portland parks between the lines at the supermarket on a quiet afternoonA resident in Colac rolls the bin back to the side fence after collection dayA man in Swan Hill checks the back door is locked before going to bed
Vol. 3, No. 2 — Nothing Has Moved EditionMelbourne 15° ☀️ · UV max 8.3 at 2pm — Sydney 16°, as expected

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Domestic

Six Backyard Hens Now Costing Reservoir Household More Than Buying Eggs Ever Did

The spreadsheet puts each egg at just under eleven dollars, and the family's position is that the hens were never about the eggs.

By Our Domestic Correspondent · · 2 min read

A woman in a green jacket and gardening gloves holds an egg and a clipboard beside a timber chicken coop with a heat lamp, as hens wander the path of a suburban backyard.
Politics

NOTHING HAPPENS, AGAIN, DIFFERENTLY

The new direction is the old direction, now with a new logo, and the review into it has already become a working group.

POLITICS DESK · · 1 MIN READ
Three near-identical men in grey suits stand at wooden lecterns in a panelled room, with a tall stack of folders labelled REVIEW on a trolley beside them.

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