Gerald's Nightly 3am Sprint Now Treated As Scheduled Household Event
"It used to wake us up properly," one member of the household said. "Now it's more like — oh, that's Gerald. Carry on."

I've got a bakery now. I didn't choose to have one. But I have one.

"It used to wake us up properly," one member of the household said. "Now it's more like — oh, that's Gerald. Carry on."

Once the treadmill's in, everything else just sort of follows.

"If this many people are standing here, it's got to be something."

"I think what just happened to me was cardio."

He's very sure about it, and he's never wrong about anything else, so I've just decided to trust him on this.

This still counts. I'm choosing to let this count.

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