Vol. 1, No. 1 — Nothing Special EditionWeather

The Daily Unremarkable

Bureau

The week ahead, and the week they are having

Sydney is 1° warmer than Melbourne this week. This is within the expected range.

Melbourne

  1. TodayDrizzle25° 10°UV 5.71pm
  2. FriDrizzle24° 15°31%UV 4.52pm
  3. SatRain14° 11°70%UV 0.810am
  4. SunOvercast15° 9°UV 6.51pm
  5. MonOvercast17° 6°UV 6.61pm
  6. TueOvercast22° 9°UV 41pm
  7. WedDrizzle20° 17°31%UV 2.212pm

Sydney

  1. TodayOvercast21° 14°UV 6.412pm
  2. FriOvercast23° 15°UV 712pm
  3. SatDrizzle28° 14°24%UV 712pm
  4. SunDrizzle17° 14°67%UV 29am
  5. MonOvercast17° 13°41%UV 5.71pm
  6. TueOvercast19° 12°29%UV 6.21pm
  7. WedOvercast20° 12°UV 7.212pm

Seven days, updated every ten minutes. Temperatures are the day’s high and low. Percentages are the chance of rain, shown only where it is worth carrying a coat for. UV is the day’s peak and the hour it happens.

An apology: this page is not satire. Every figure above is a genuine forecast, sourced from Open-Meteo rather than invented by the newsroom, because a paper that reports nothing happening can still tell you whether to bring a coat.